3rd quarter

I'm pretty disappointed with the way jesus christ decided to desert Kurt Warner at the last second of the first half of the fucking Super Bowl. Let's see if he(jesus christ) can redeem himself. Of course this week Ben Roethlisberger has been exposed as a pretty big jesus freak himself. That could be trouble. It's like that saved by the bell episdoe where kelly has to choose between slater and zack.

Okay, here we go. I'm cautiously not suicidal. A slow, controlled drive seems to be developing. Okay, I'm recklessly suicidal. They just called the world's dumbest pass by Warner a fumble. I don't blame them for wanting to apply the most pejorative term they have at their disposal to that pass, because it was fucking awful. But that was no fucking fumble.

Here's a mafia commercial that i bet is a verizon commercial. Nope, it's Denny's.

Okay. Incomplete pass. I still wish I were dead, but I'm not suicidal.

Kurt Warner is on the sidelines telling everyone who's not jesus to fuck off.

The new The Office that's coming on after the game looks great. I hope I'm not too hammered to understand the jokes when it comes on.


WWHHHHATTTTTTTTTTTTT THE FUCK????

roughing the passer????? that was intentional the grounding!!! not roughing the passer!!!!! god i wish i were dead.

Okay it's 3rd and goal for the steelers. I guarantee that they will get a tocuhdown. fucking guaranteed. whewwwwwwwwww. ok. turns out i'm kf uc ufkcuf... oh my god i'm going to kill myself. fuck me jesus christ fuck me. i hate sports. personal foul on arizona. first down pittsburgh. jeeeeeeeeeeesus tippped pass, rolle almost got it. please fucking stop them... THEY FUCKING STOPPED THEM!!!!!!!!!! that is unfucking believable.


Okay. Brenda Warner not only is no longer a wire-haired gremlin, but she looks pretty fucking hot with long blond locks. I'm pretty perplexed by this.